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Category: Diatribe
Number of Items: 183		 POOS INTERVENTION.....a frictionless addiction
ZUKI HAS BRUSH WITH SAINTHOOD.....no it was heartburn afterall
SETTLING IN TAKES COURAGE.....zuki looks for home
REJECTION COMES EARLY ON....zuki takes one for the team
MISERY LOVES COMPANY!.....zuki enjoys a "good walk spoiled"
SPEAK EASY SAVES DEWEY'S....zuki crashes party
LOVE AND HAPPINESS....zuki replaces hate with a bit of hope
THE INTEGRITY OF THE GAME.....curmudgeons invade university
DEATH COMES TO DEWEY'S....curmudgeons gather pay last respects
COTTON BOX CENTRAL.....zuki explores neighborhood
PSYCHOTIC MORONS AT THE BAR.....it must be football season
SING ALONG WITH MITCH.....zuki can't find bouncing ball
FISHING FOR TROUT.....and other slippery gills
A NATIONAL DATABASE SHITS....zuki deals with adult o.d.d
THE SEARCH FOR POO..AGAIN....zuki goes to in n out burger
BAGWAN'S DALLIANCE.....truly a gift for all mankind
ODD..ADD...ADHD...zuki says its not his fault
MARZUKI FAMILY REUNION 2010....zuki takes a quiet walk
HAIL THE LOBSTER KING....dv'ant sucks them down without a bib
"BLINDED BY SCIENCE".....zuki discovers a new standard
DIETING AND OTHER WISHFUL THINKING....zuki eats carrots
LIARS AND FESTOONS....zuki faces lying assholes
KONA OR THE DIATRIBE??.....zuki ready for serious offer
TOUCHED BY AN ANGEL....zuki admits to a little help
ANGELS HAD SOMETHING ELSE IN MIND....zuki is duped
HARRASSED BY HEADLESS HORSEMAN....zuki set upon by weasels and theives
MIDGET CLOWNS UNLEASHED....zuki dry humps to higher ground
PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT....zuki finds old perscription
IT'S TIME FOR ALL OF US TO SACRIFICE....virgins hunker down
HAVE WE ALL GONE MAD?.....we're all bozos on the bus
WAS IT LOVE OR DEPRIVATION?....zuki doesn't care
A LITTLE TRAVELING MUSIC....zuki seeks soulful experience
MARRIAGE & CHILDREN....zuki sees strange bedfellows
NEVER SAY 'JUST DIE'....the pain and agony make it worthwhile
MUDDY MIRACLES....zuki seeks clarity
HERE WE GO AGAIN....zuki leaps into medical opinion
DERRICK TOPPLES OVER...flow unabated!
PMS; MYTH OR SAUGAGE FINGERS?.....cure worse than afliction
PLUG THE FUCKING HOLE!.....let's moon jihad
FAT GIRLS ARE EASY....zuki rides a bike
A SIMPLE THANK YOU WOULD SUFFICE....one of our own a cretin to be sure
DIANA WAS MY FORVORITE....zuki sees one more leap from this rock
NOT THAT THERES ANYTHING WRONG BUT....soy milk is soured
ALL YOU NEED IS LOVE.....zuki converts curmudgeon corner
HATE HATE HATE.....zuki is baffled
FREE SPEECH BE DAMNED!.....deedee sure can talk
MOTHERS GONE WILD....zuki takes a closer look
FACE TO FACE....madcow gets fresh start
THAT'S ENTERTAINMENT....same show different venue
HAPPY MEALS DEMONIZED.....don't make me go there
PAIN, PAIN, GO AWAY....zuki gets the rack
SIGN OF THE TIMES....zuki buys bombshelter
A SIMPLE MATTER TO BE SURE.....zuki explores customer service
SWIMMING UP STREAM....zuki kicks against the pricks
"A GOOD WALK SPOILED"....zuki fetches a stick
FLOGGED THEN ROBBED....IRS BLOOD LETTING
PUTTING THE FAMILY DOG DOWN.....letters from Dewey's
ONE SNEEZE UNLOCKS DOOR.....zuki falls for percocet
OLD GENERATION SPEAKS TRUTH.....zuki contemplates tattoo
NEVER TOO OLD TO BEGIN....zuki checks out triple a
DO WE NEED A NEW VENUE?.....zuki lists pros and cons...sort of
ZUKI HAS BIG IDEA.....opens can of worms
OBAMA TAKES HALF.....how will this help?
30 BLISSFUL YEARS....words are hard to come by
THE IRS FORTRESS....zuki loses faith
TAMMY EMASCULATES A HAMSTER....zuki explores feminism
CHICKENS COME HOME....zuki ignores warnings
WINE SNOBS CREATE DISTRACTION....zuki makes a fire
FEZ WALKS IN SHAME....verbal sodomy isn't enough
APOSTATES ARE COWARDS....zuki sees church attacked
DV'ANT HAS CASE OF THE ASS.....fez should leave now.
HAPPY B' DAY MAGGIE....zuki gets ear full
HELP WANTED....acts of morons overwhelm diatribe
DEWEY'S CLOSES DOORS....curmudgeon corner needs home
MOVE AWAY FROM TV AND WRITE....a plea for the 197
CUSH SELLS OUT FOR INCIDIOUS.....end of days
LENT CERTAINLY IS CONVIENENT....madcow lays prostrate
SUPER BOWL 2010....make sure to prepare
OBAMA IS WHO WE THOUGHT HE IS....zuki takes one more step
UGLY INCIDENT AT RUTABAGA's.....Just JEWISH snaps
BULLWINKLE TAKES A DUMP....zuki sees red
DV'ANT PLAYS CHESS....alexei knows where he lives
10 YEAR OLD CLOSERS....zuki is backed into corner
BLESSINGS FROM ON HIGH.....zuki sees new paradigm
LINDA LOVELACE....zuki does a good deed
RABBITS BREED AGAIN...zuki seeks new opportunity
ME-ME-ME-ME...cloning offers zuki income
JUST A SMALL FAVOR....zuki finds purpose in poop paintings
ZUKI FINDS SPIRIT OF CHRISTMAS....good intentions abound
LOVE IS STRANGE....zuki finds his woman
DEATH AWAITS YOU....sands slip through fingers
CHICKEN LITTLE IS ALIVE N WELL....liar liar pants on fire
DOESN'T EVERYBODY LIKE ME?....zuki girds up loins..again
HOW CHEESE JUXTIPOSES WITH WINE....zuki is humbled
FAMILY TRADITIONS....zuki gets the ass
RUTABAGA PROVIDES INSIGHT....give it your best shot
IDIOTS AND IMBECILES....where do you draw the line?
IN SEARCH OF LEFT TESTICLE....holy man gets what's comin'
WHO LET THE DOGS OUT?....vicious is as vicious does
ITS GOOD TO BE KING....little johnny gets an 'a'
STICKS AND STONES.....zuki tries ben franklin
A STUNNING BEAUTY....zuki falls hard
ZUIK's NEW DEAL....crossdressing terrorist revealed
LIFE SUCKS THEN SUCKS SOMEMORE....zuki takes one 'just outside'
ONWARD VIRTUAL SOLDIERS....bartenders kill themsleves
THE ROYAL ME.....are you a narcissist?
ZUKI NEEDS A WOMAN....tis a worthy excuse
BOVINE LOVE....or was it a throw away affair?
SIN NO MORE.....first test of faith
THE CHURCH OF MARZUKI....road to damascus lined with rutabagas
WILE E. COYOTE....zuki has his road to damascus
48 HOURS LATER....zuki embraces sobriety
CHANGE OF PLANS....zuki visits sobriety
DEATH AWAITS US ALL....good bye Lipped Ring Robbie
GOOD HEALTH GOOD VIBES....zuki hunkers down
WHO'S RESPONSIBLE?....zuki seeks the truth
EVERYONE NEEDS REHAB....zuki proffers business plan
GLORY DAZE...a sad tale of what could have been
A GOOD WALK SPOILED....zuki tastes defeat
GOLF HISTORY IS MINE....zuki finds secret to happiness
AND THE REST OF THE STORY....gladys enjoys the fire
MERRY MADRIGALS OF MIRTH....some things never get old
INSIDIOUS ATTACK FROM WITHIN....zuki needs a lawyer
SEEKING ALMIGHTY FAVORS....dee dee finds a loophole
KILLING IN THE NAME OF HOLY....snake handlers get what they deserve
TRUTH IN JEST....JJ must step forward
STUPID IS AS STUPID DOES...,survey says..
BOHEMIAN RHAPSODY....zuki looks at mauna loa properties
SLITHERING HEIGHTS....zuki enjoys a night out
GREEDY BASTARDS....zuki discovers garage sale
AMERICA'S OBSESSION.....iran does the moonwalk
MY HUMBLE APOLOGIES....did zuki cross the line?
THE NEW APOSTLES' CREED....zuki seeks favors
LEBOWSKITES ARE SMARTER....its now been proven
WHY LEBOWSKI?....zuki attempts to answer the question
A TRIBUTE TO DON MARTIN....i'm sorry big noses are funny!
A NIGHT AT THE MOVIES....red rocks is so beautiful
ZUKI LEARNS FROM WILDEBEEST....c'mon people learn how to live
ZUKI GETS BALLPING HAMMER TO HEAD....must eat tomorrow
THE TRUTH COMMISSION....let's take it all the way
MARZUKI STRESS FOUNDATION....zuki asks for your prayers
GLUTTONY OVERTAKES YO YO'S PARTY.....zuki witnesses head sucking
A CURMUDGEON STEPS FORWARD....common sense rules the day
ALIENS FOUND AT DEWEY'S....zuki has epiphany
ZUKI FINDS HIGHER GROUND....let god sort it out.
CLOSE ENCOUNTERS....zuki runs into son of sacajawea
NEITHER SNOW NOR RAIN NOR HEAT NOR GLOOM OF NIGHT....zuki discovers the mail
A TALE OF WOE AND WRETCHEDNESS...zuki comes clean
LIFE SUCKS THEN YOU DIE....why wait die now
BECKY FLUNKS LEBOWSKI TEST....zuki "missed it by that much"
DO YOU BELIEVE IN LOVE AT FIRST SIGHT?....zuki finds love in cup of coffee
I'M BUYING A GUN...."hep me...hep me...Nobody move or I'll shoot zuki
CUSH'S BIG RED TRUCK.....loses balls and nerve
BUSH DERANGEMENT SYNDROME....and where the hell is my check?
PHAT BECOMES FAT....extreme measures indeed.
WEEKEND AT BERNIE'S....pennies earned then taken
I'M JUST SAYING....cannabis saves lives
LIFE AS I REMEMBER IT....zuki is "back in the saddle"
CUSH GOES FISHING.....but dances with wolves
COOL CLEAR WATER....that's unfortunate
ZUKI FINDS PORK POTATO PIE....one more knee to the groin
ZUKI DISCOVERS CULINARY ARTS.....a story of triumph
SOLITARY CONFINEMENT....what it probably says about you
DEWEY'S EPIDEMIC....Epstein-Barr Disease approved by dv'ant
CAN'T WE ALL JUST GET ALONG?...."opinions are like assholes..."
SUICIDE IS PAINLESS....zuki gets a call
MOM KNOWS BEST....curmudgeon corner is exposed
BAGWAN DOES POO....poo takes over dewey's
SPELUNKING AT DEWEY'S.....amazingly it tied the room together
LOST TIME AND FRIENDS THAT NEVER WERE....zuki discovers facebook
BEN & JERRY HIT MOTHERLODE....mammary production line gets peta's okay
JOE STEPS INTO LIGHT....defends peta's right to be idiots
THE STOIC ONE IS EXPOSED....relax it's all schtick
KILL M ALL LET GOD SORT IT OUT....dv'ant saves the american way
PUMPKIN SPINS AND PUKES....tex denies culpability
MADCOW SELLS BIRTHRIGHT....slavery leaves terrible legacy
I'M GOING TO MISS IT BADLY....a sobbing zuki ushers out the old year
NO PLACE LIKE HOME....one year olds need wall to wall carpet
CORPORATE MANDATES....plague of the drinking class
ZUKI PREPARES FOR THE WORST.....don't worry have a nice christmas
LEBOWSKITES ARE SMARTER....its now been proven
AN OLD FASHIONED CASTRATION.....cush becomes a eunuch
COOL CLEAR WATER....that's unfortunate
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Margo
01/09/2010 12:09
Fear not, for I am with you; Be not dismayed, for I am your God I will strengthen you, Yes, I will help you, I will uphold you with My righteous right hand. Isaiah 41:10

zuki
31/08/2010 07:23
HAPPY B DAY LULA!! MORE SPOILED MILK FOR YOU!!!

ZUKI
23/08/2010 07:24
HAPPY B DAY KIMSTER!! NEVER EVER LOSE THE TOOL BELT!! LOVE YA

zuki
13/08/2010 13:45
Thanks AZZ, in some small way you were part of it...sort of....but thanks

AZZMAN_DP
13/08/2010 12:45
DAMN!! Deweys closes..Will raise a beer tonight!!

Madcow
11/08/2010 18:56
sorry, i was just checking on the Zuki obits

marzuki
11/08/2010 11:22
Yes we got the word from Dan yesterday morning.....too bad...but university has optional music and female bartenders.....oh well

Madcow
10/08/2010 17:36
NEWS FLASH - DEWEY'S IS PERMANTELY CLOSED

ZUki
03/08/2010 08:55
tewt! for not what?!! Damn kids!
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