A NATIONAL DATABASE SHITS....zuki deals with adult o.d.d
Good Morning Vestigials,
Well, well, well....it seems the chickens have indeed come home to roost. Years of self-abuse; cigarettes, alcohol, and accoutrements suitable for the occasion has taken their toll physically and now walk with a permanent limp. In addition to my declining health, I now must deal with soulless government bureaucrats incapable of marginalizing my innocuous behavior. I don't wish to leave the wrong impression here, as these mindless assholes were not complicit in what's happening to me, rather their intrusion into my life is a direct result of years of scoffing at things such as tickets, court dates, and other things I found much too tedious. I'm only writing this account in hopes of teaching the two or three of you reading this 'warrant of arrest' that our inter-state system or 'National Database' will eventually reel you back to accountability. One would think I would learn this lesson as it's happened several times during my 60 rotations, but evidently my Adult O.D.D. renders me incapable of responding appropriately; therefore I suffer.
Looking back on twenty years of business travel, I remember being pulled over by local or state police at least a dozen times; mostly for speeding. This doesn’t count the 20 plus parking tickets I justified because the city didn't provide enough parking slots close to city hall. I had several bags and a laser speed gun to haul and didn't want to walk four to six blocks. By the time I got up the stairs and through security my shirt would have come un-tucked, wrinkled my suit coat, and sweated just enough to form visible 'pitts' when I shed the coat! To me anyway preventing this humiliation justified parking in reserved slots or commercial parking which almost always resulted in a ticket or worse a towing. Given the majority of these tickets were generated outside of Colorado I made an unconscious decision to ignore them. I always kept them in my car to remind me to pay them, but eventually they got buried under hamburger wrappers and other semi-important shit in my rear-seat file.
I realized my current drivers license expires first of August so I took the day off from work and girded up my loins to re-new it. I passed the eye-test so they entered my license number into the computer and from her face I immediately knew something was wrong. "Sir did you get tickets in MA, TX, SC, CA, and IOWA?" she inquired, and I sheepishly suggested there was a good chance given my extensive travel, but wasn't sure about specifics. She went on to explain that these were 'flags' tagged onto my license suggesting outstanding tickets or warrants and had to be cleared before they would issue a license. SHIT! What is so bizarre about this is how random it is. Not one of the flags involves speeding!
MA - right turn on red light
TX - parking in commercial zone
SC - rolling through stop sign
CA - not wearing a seat belt
IA - unspecified warrant
So at the very most inopportune time, a $15 parking ticket is now $98 and that was the least expensive of the group! Financially speaking it's clear I'll be driving without a license but also because public transportation (as documented on this forum) absolutely SUCKS!!! This poses a dilemma to be sure as the decision to drive illegally is the very same attitude that got me into my current mess. Yet what can I do?? What would you do?
In spite of the content on this forum I know a number of you to be intelligent bright individuals and seek your council. I don't want a lecture as I've beaten myself up reasonably well. But given my affliction, how can I break this cycle of stupid?
I'm guessing I'm not one of those you referred to as bright, but I do have some advice for you. Why don't you try and focus on those things that matter instead of the frivolous shit pulled from your ass!!
“They have sinned against him, and are none of his children in their filth: they are a wicked and perverse generation.” Deuteronomy 32:5
Zuki if you would only open your heart and listen! There’s an entire world of angels willing to guide or suggest a path specifically for the rest of your days. I know you’re searching for answers and I don’t presume to have them, but I do know how to tap into this well of enlightenment. I know I’ll be mocked but I love you just as Jesus does which gives me the strength to persevere.
If you don't have a valid license there will be no reason to buy insurance since it won't cover you. If you don't have insurance you won't be able to get license plates. If you make the effort to always keep your blood alcohol above the legal limit when you drive (even to work in the morning) when a cop pulls you over he will write you up for DUI, no insurance, expired tags and no valid license. I am thinking when you sit down with the assistant DA to plea bargain they would be very likely to throw out the no valid license --- problem solved.
Holy Shit! Tammy and Margo on the same day... How could I possibly do better than that...other than to read the words of wisdom from our Holy Fucker. Truly I am humbled.
Thanks Tammy but most of everything is pulled from my ass including your head from time to time.
Margo: With ALL do respect: "Sit and Spin"
Bagovermehead: Great scenario and believe it or not I contemplated that very sequence only it never got to the DA's office. I think they call it 'suicide by cop'---problem solved.
DON'T DO IT ZUKI! My advice assuming I'm one of the bright ones, is to take them one by one and pay up, even if it means doing jail time. Think of the stories that will come out of it.
I like fez' idea of jail time. With the "unspecified warrant" Iowa would be a great starting point. I don't think we have to worry that Zuki will be the object of unsolicited sexual advances. The rest of the trip (MA, SC, TX, CA) will be difficult but we will have time to plan while Zuki is rollicking with his new Midwestern friends in an Iowa prison.
People like fez, festeringboil, Ortega and Margo have been led astray. There is no Zuki and most importantly there is a very dismal future. Having said that I am looking into an Amway distributorship and the chance to be relevant.
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Fear not, for I am with you;
Be not dismayed, for I am your God
I will strengthen you,
Yes, I will help you,
I will uphold you with My righteous right hand.
Isaiah 41:10
zuki
31/08/2010 07:23
HAPPY B DAY LULA!! MORE SPOILED MILK FOR YOU!!!
ZUKI
23/08/2010 07:24
HAPPY B DAY KIMSTER!! NEVER EVER LOSE THE TOOL BELT!! LOVE YA
zuki
13/08/2010 13:45
Thanks AZZ, in some small way you were part of it...sort of....but thanks
Good Morning Vestigials,